Hey my name is Allie. Appreciator of art. Artist. Confused individual. Young and getting younger everyday. Chill since 1993.
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JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
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nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
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What?
the fuck?
why?!
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
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are you fucking kidding me
“if minors have access to emergency contraception, there will be more rapists because there’s less risk for the rapist”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
“BECAUSE WE GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS WE MIGHT TEMPT MEN TO VIOLATE THEM! WE CAN’T TEMPT THOSE POOR MEN INTO BECOMING RAPISTS! THESE WOMEN’S RIGHTS WILL BE HORRIBLE!”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
STEP BACK AND REALIZE HOW MONUMENTALLY
JUST
STUPID THAT STATEMENT IS
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
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Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…
Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
guys
GUYS
SHIT
SHIT GUYS
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worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
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As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
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How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
my life has been changed forever
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